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For any of my followers who are wondering: I’m taking a tumblr hiatus until November because...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:19:02 -0400

For any of my followers who are wondering: I’m taking a tumblr hiatus until November because I’m trying to remain as unspoiled as possible for the Anniversary special, including set photos and the like.

diekiwifrucht: It was the summer of cigarettes. It was two a.m....

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:00:38 -0400

diekiwifrucht:

It was the summer of cigarettes.

It was two a.m. phone calls and can you come overs, Pall Malls and Camels swapped on the front stoop, beers at a conversational room temperature, and sheets that stuck to skin through sex and sleep alike. In her yearbook, half a dozen people had scribbled Go have an adventure!, but he had written Come have one with me.

“That’s stupid,” she had said, and he agreed: “But what else are we going to do?” High school was dead.

It was the summer of Fuck it, why not?

It was a time of long lines for short rides, funnel cake, motion sickness, photobooth strips and silly faces; it was an age of endless sand underfoot and several weeks of sunburn. It was wine straight from the bottle, shotgunned beers and forgotten cups of water. Gin seldom touched her lips, but he swore to his friends that no woman should be able to handle her whisky quite so well.

It was the summer of self-delusion.

It was standing out on her balcony and sneering, “What do you know, shitbag?” at his half-baked sexism, while firecrackers exploded down the street and her uncle cooked hamburgers beneath their feet. It was arguing until the sun rose, screamed swear words, and slammed doors. It was remembering that the stars are still beautiful even when you look at them alone.

It was the summer of letting go.

getyourassbeat: i guess she’s for traditional marriage but i...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:49:16 -0400

getyourassbeat:

i guess she’s for traditional marriage but i have to be honest i have no goddamn idea what the fuck she’s trying to say

It almost makes sense if you can decipher her horrid handwriting.

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:32:52 -0400

martininamerica: Our apartment complex just received the most...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:16:45 -0400

martininamerica:

Our apartment complex just received the most amazing chain of emails.

It started with the first email, which was followed by about three or four tenants being like “Yeah, whoever complained about the children playing loudly must be really heartless and not have kids!”

Then the second email happened just 30 minutes ago.

I am still laughing.

mymindinaclusterfuck: OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:43:56 -0400

mymindinaclusterfuck:

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.

bubblesofrinia: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:27:46 -0400

bubblesofrinia:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

mountiegirl: well all my stress has disappeared

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 20:11:18 -0400

mountiegirl:

well all my stress has disappeared

1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:54:50 -0400

pomegranatemystery: elsinore-rose: i keep thinking back to amy’s afterword and how it says...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:38:23 -0400

pomegranatemystery:

elsinore-rose:

i keep thinking back to amy’s afterword

and how it says everything the doctor needs to hear: that she’s happy, that she did find rory, that they lived a long life together

and then i keep thinking back to river’s words

don’t let him see the damage

and wondering whether anything in that afterward is actually true.

come here

i need to kick you in the knee cap

Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure P.S. is canon.

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:22:15 -0400

sylvia-scarlett: Just because a depressed person is happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed. Just...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:05:49 -0400

sylvia-scarlett:

Just because a depressed person is happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.

Just because a depressed person experiences happiness doesn’t make them a ‘bad’ depressed person.

Just because a depressed person has a good day doesn’t mean they’re not depressed.

Just because a depressed person is doing well one day doesn’t mean they’ll be doing well the next day.

Keep these in mind.

Thanks.

thetasrose: anartistandfor: #that ship that you shipped within...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:49:13 -0400

thetasrose:

anartistandfor:

#that ship that you shipped within twenty seconds

#and then broke your heart after 7 minutes

paulandthemccartneys: cabbage-patch-adults: Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 12:32:59 -0400

paulandthemccartneys:

cabbage-patch-adults:

Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.

“fourty year old men”

HaaHAaaaAAA

forbrightskies: If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:16:51 -0400

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

Funny moments: Favorite Doctor One-liners As requested by...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:44:11 -0400

Funny moments: Favorite Doctor One-liners

As requested by somethingtosqueeabout.

tardismonkey: Doctor Who Stamps go on Sale (x)

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:27:35 -0400

tardismonkey:

Doctor Who Stamps go on Sale (x)

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 20:11:25 -0400

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:54:51 -0400

2headedsnake: Francis Livingston Rush Hour

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:38:29 -0400

2headedsnake:

Francis Livingston

Rush Hour