Metz!

May 31

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wtffanfiction: Fandom: Microsoft “He proceeded to fellate Clippy’s glistening shaft, moving back and forth, like an erotic jackhammer.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Microsoft

“He proceeded to fellate Clippy’s glistening shaft, moving back and forth, like an erotic jackhammer.”

jessfink: That is Juju, she doesn’t get into the comics much because she is the sweetest and the nicest and generally doesn’t do hilarious/awful things like eat bees and destroy things (see Bear).

jessfink:

That is Juju, she doesn’t get into the comics much because she is the sweetest and the nicest and generally doesn’t do hilarious/awful things like eat bees and destroy things (see Bear).

kanji-sexual: neilcicierega: I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY NO I’VE GOT IT. THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS. THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

(via evieabadeer)

(via okay--idiotas)

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wontonsandpeacocks: ringo got dat swagg

wontonsandpeacocks:

ringo got dat swagg

(via justoutofkey)

May 30

(Source: desperateandredeemed, via callmekitto)