February 2012
3 tags
5 tags
Analogies
shitmystudentswrite:
Denzel Washington is to acting as cookie dough is to ice cream; Amazing!
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
6 tags
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
2 tags
“I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“It’s thrilling and exciting to be back and working with two of my closest...”
– Matt Smith on returning for his third season of Doctor Who
(via doctorwho)
3 tags
“I’ve shared the onigiri (rice balls) that I make with my fellow cast-mates in...”
– Ken Watanabe talking about the time he shared rice balls with Leonardo Dicaprio and Cillian Murphy during the filming of Inception (x)
the part of this story we should all reflect upon is that Ken Watanabe carries onigiri in his pockets. Like this is just something he has. In his pockets. All...
3 tags
4 tags
First world problem
citationneeded:
Comparison of First World Problems and Third World Problems
Link
1 tag
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
5 tags
“I’m not a racist but…”
– Racists (via draugurinn-is-moshing)
10 tags
1 tag
